Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
shout out to the kids and adults who have memory problems, who get yelled and screamed at by their families for not remembering things
The way that the corners of Sam’s mouth turns downward before he smiles sometimes is absolutely adorable…
i can’t decide if it’s 1:40 pm or 1:40 am but it doesn’t matter because it’s hilarious both ways
It’s 1:40am. These were taken after they had been at a bar together.
“where are you going to college”
“what do you want to go to college for”
“have you decided what you want to do with the rest of your life based on 12 years of studying material that has little real world practical applicability”
BUT DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS
HARRY POTTER HAD SO MUCH RESPECT FOR THAT AMAZING WOMAN THAT THE MOMENT SHE WAS DISRESPECTED HE WAS FILLED WITH SUCH A POTENT RAGE HE WAS ABLE TO CAST AN UNFORGIVABLE CURSE
Do you ever wonder how Hogwarts would travel to another school for the Triwizard Tournament cause I think about it all the time
- the Avengers get really bored one day and pick names out of a hat and trade costumes and spend the rest of the day pretending they got bodyswapped to mess with Tony
- it’s Steve’s idea
Inspiration found in a bookstore.
A wonderful life philosophy.
1. Reblogging this as a reminder; and 2. I love when people I follow/am tumblr friends with reblog the things I post to the Malaprop’s tumblr.
nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged